Name: 俺の妹が(ラジオでも)こんなに可愛いわけがない
Hosts: Taketatsu Ayana, Hanazawa Kana
Date: 2011.06.24
Taketatsu Ayana Birthday special! Finally worked my way up to it lol orz. Sleepovers, alcohol and lots of love! Beware, the post is looong.
– It’s Taketatsu’s birthday and it looks like they something special is happening on this episode…
Ayana: Is it okay to record here?
Kana: Yeah *laughs*
Ayana: Well I did say one time that I wanted to have a sleepover or go on an overnight trip with you…
Kana: Yeah you did.
Ayana: And… It actually came true! *laughs*
*Kana laughs*
Kana: It’s currently around 11:30 pm
Ayana: Sure is~ It’s gonna be past midnight soon~
Kana: Yeah. And we’re at a ryokan inside futons thats lined up right next to each other.
Ayana: We’re just here lying around~ And next to us here we’ve got cans of Chuuhai [Cocktail of Soju/shouchuu mixed and diluted with something usually sweet, AKA. Reasonably strong for light alcohol]
It looks like the Chuuhai they have is 6% alcohol, a bit on the strong side for Chuuhai.
– Nothing suspicious…
Ayana: This is kinda exciting isn’t it! *giggles*
Kana: Yeah but… For some reason we’re in a three person room.
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: Yeah my female manager is staying with us. *laughs*
Kana: To make sure the both of us don’t do anything suspicious… *laughs*
Ayana: Yeah she’s here to stand guard over us.
Kana: Yeah I’m Enterprise’s manager.
Ayana: But I think everyone wants something to happen though~
*Kana laughs*
Kana: Yeah the way they talked about this episode was strange!
Ayana: The radio staff were really excited.
Kana: Ah really?
Ayana: Yeah they were grinning the whole time *laughs* They said they’ll let anything pass.
Kana: *laughs* That’s weird!
Ayana: Yeah, well it means that whatever we want to do will be allowed!
Kana: Anything?
Ayana: Anything!
Kana: That’s pretty exciting…
Ayana: Exciting!
*They both laugh*
Lol nothing suspicious?? orz
– It looks like they’re doing a photoshoot in Chiba for OreImo which is why they’re staying there overnight. That makes sense, I was skeptic that they’d pay for an overnight vacation for them just for the radio recording haha.
– Kana points out that all these things happening on the radio recently can only mean one thing… The end is nearing ahaha, even though it hasn’t been announced publicly yet at this time.
– Happy Birthday Ayachi!
Kana: And we’ve got something tasty for you Ayachi! Happy birthday!
Ayana: That just came out of nowhere!
Kana: Bring it out!
*Kana sings happy birthday to Ayana*
They brought out a cake for Ayana, the one shown in the above picture.
– Ayana was surprised to hear that Kana was 22 as well, the same age lol. I bet she[like Hikasa] thought she was older than her as well haha.
– Present…
Kana: And here’s something for you Ayachi… Happy birthday Ayachi!
Ayana: Ehh? For me?
Kana: Yup
Ayana: Eh? Why?
Kana: “Why?”? It’s your birthday!
Ayana: Ehh?? *laughs*
Kana: I got too into buying you a present…
Ayana: Ehh?? There’s “Dior” written on it!
*Kana laughs*
Ayana: Can I say it on radio?? It’s Dior! D-I-O-R!!
Kana: Yeah~
Ayana: Seriously?! I really love Dior!
Kana: Oh really?
Ayana: We were making a fuss over how we both use the Dior cosmetics brand a while ago weren’t we!
Kana: Yeah we were. Looks like they got something new~
Ayana: Ohh?? I’m opening it I’m opening it!
Kana: Okay~
…
Ayana: Everyone! You know that Dior is super expensive! Right?! Super expensive!
*Kana laughs*
Kana: It doesn’t matter how expensive it is!
Ayana: Is it really okay for me to have this?!
Kana: Ah I think this is the feeling men get when they give presents to cute girls…
Ayana: You’re like a boyfriend!
Kana: It’s weird isn’t it…
Ayana: Kana-chan you’re wonderful!
…
Ayana: I’ll use it tomorrow!
Kana: Use it use it~
Ayana: I’ll tell the makeup artist tomorrow to put it on!
Kana: Oh that’s great!
Ayana: I’ll wear the makeup Kana-chan gave me for the photoshoot! Ahh thanks Kana-chan! I love you! My beloved!
Kana: Ohh “beloved“??
Ayana: Kana-chan, you’re so cool! Seriously! Last time you told me how you celebrated Tomacchan’s birthday and that was so cool as well!
*Kana laughs*
Ayana: You made a reservation at a restaurant or something like that didn’t you?
Kana: Yeah I did.
Ayana: And you ordered a cake and everything for her. So cool!
Kana: So when your actual birthday comes around let’s go out to eat! [The recording for this episode was probably about a week or so before Ayana’s birthday]
Ayana: Let’s go let’s go! Ahh I’m so happy I’m going to cry!
Kana: You’re that happy?!
Ayana: I’m an idiot~ I’m so happy! Super happy! Thanks for the present!
Kana: Use it well~
Ayana: Ah I’m so glad to have a wife like Kana-chan~ Seriously~ So happy~
*Kana laughs*
…
Ayana: It feels like we’re just talking normally rather than on radio~ *laughs*
Kana: Yeah.
Ayana: Thanks again, I’ll use it with care~
Ayana sounded so happy about the present, I wonder how much it costs, I’d probably peg it at about 4000-8000 yen for the pair of Dior cosmetics? It was light pink lip gloss and eye shadow :O
– Cute things about Ayachi…
Kana: There are plenty! Like how you always touch my arm.
Ayana: It’s because it’s your arm! Your white hand and arm! This soft squishy feeling! It makes me seriously think that I want to become your boyfriend! From the bottom of my heart!
*Kana laughs*
Ayana: I bet all the Hanazawa faction men in the world are all jealous of me!
Kana: “Hanazawa faction men“?! What’s with that!? *laughs*
Ayana: It’s great~ So smooth and silky~
Kana: Really?
Ayana: Yup when there’s nothing else to do I just want to keep fondling your arm~
Kana: Yeah you do that *laughs*
*The two of them laugh*
Kana: Yeah you’re always doing that and saying “So smooth~” while I watch you creepily~
Ayana: *giggles* How wonderful~ *laughs* Ahh it’s hot in here isn’t it?
Kana: Yeah it is~
Ayana: Or maybe it’s the alcohol that’s doing it to me?
Kana: Ahh I’m feeling sleepy~
Ayana: Me too.
Kana: This is the first time I’ve drunk alcohol while recording too.
Ayana: Same for me.
Kana: What are you like when you drink Ayachi?
Ayana: Hmm? Well for one thing my face turns completely red.
Kana: You have turned quite red!
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: Yeah my face gets flushed~
Kana: How cute~ The tip of your nose is red!
– Apparently Kana doesn’t really change too much when she drinks.
– One of the new corners for the episode is “Let’s fall in love with Hanazawa” lol. What happens is that it emulates a dating sim with Kana acting as the heroine, Ayana picks choices and continues the story.
Kana: Looks like you replace the dating sim character with me and interact with me by picking choices.
Ayana: Seriously? How far does this go?! If I do well will I get a kiss??
*They both laugh*
Ayana: How far can I go?! Do we hold hands?
Kana: Well, it depends on your choices~
Ayana: I see~
They’re given a script where they have to read and act out, Ayana takes the role of the boyfriend called “Ayao” lol.
– First choice!
[Note: They’re reading the script, which I’ve put in italics and quotations, though calling it a script might be a bit too farfetched since they adlib most of it later on haha, try and keep that in mind while you read it. Rather, try to think of the quotation marks as indicators for when they’re speaking in character rather than a straight script.]
Ayana: “Ah this… Is the first time we’ve gone on a trip” *Bursts out laughing*
Kana: *laughs* Oi Ayachi! You’re doing terrible!
Ayana: What?! *laughs* It’s… It’s because I’m a pure maiden! *laughs*
Kana: That’s true. *laughs*
Ayana[Returns to the script]: “Today was wonderful wasn’t it?”
Kana: “It was~ Chiba’s a nice place isn’t it?”
Ayana: “It was fun~ The sushi was great!”
Kana: “It was!”
Ayana: “It was my first time eating sea urchin but it was tasty!”
Kana: “Ah changing the topic…”
Ayana: “Hmm?”–Oh! I mean– “What is it, Kana~?”
*The two of them laugh*
Kana: Heres the first choice.
Ayana[Reading the question]: “What should I do for her birthday? 1. Home cooked meal served to her. 2. Scenic tour on a helicopter. 3. Ayachi wrapped in a ribbon given to her at the top floor of a hotel” *Ayana snickers* Ah this is for Ayao to choose?
Kana: Yeah for Ayao. It’s a guess for what Hanazawa wants for her birthday~
Ayana: Hmm… “What is it that you desire…?”
Kana: *laughs* Eh? You’re asking me for the answer?
Ayana: *laughs* That wont work will it. Umm, Ayachi in a ribbon then…
*Kana laughs*
Kana: “You’ll do something like that for me??”
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: What’s with that?? Is that a good response or a bad one?? *laughs* Which one is it?!
Kana: “Ehh? You’ll only be in your trunks??”
Ayana: Trunks?!? Wait– *laughs*
Kana: “With a ribbon around you??”
Ayana: Hey I won’t be hiding my breasts??
*The two of them laugh*
Kana: Oi aren’t you supposed to be Ayao?!
Ayana: Ah that’s right *laughs* Just in trunks?!
Kana: “For you to do something like that for me, I love you!♥“
Ayana: Ah this is a good response isn’t it??
*Kana laughs*
Ayana: But really, wrapping yourself up in a ribbon with only your trunks on… Honestly what would you think of a guy like that?!
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: Oi Kana-chan, a guy like that?! If it was a normal girl, or me, I’d probably choose the second choice, the helicopter tour!
Kana: No, no! I like the ones that are kinda cheesy!
Ayana: Ah I see… But a ribbon wrapped around him at a hotel?! That just sounds like a pervert to me!
*The two of them burst out laughing*
Kana: *still laughing* It’s not like that! It’s supposed to be like a joke!
Ayana: Ahh~ *laughs* I thought you had become a bit of a perv for a moment there…
Oh god a guy wrapping himself in nothing but a ribbon waiting in a hotel room… That’s kinda terrifying ahaha.
– Second choice!
Kana: “Ahh Ayao I’ve been losing confidence in myself recently…”
Ayana: “Hmm? Whats wrong?”
Kana: “What would you say is a good point about me?”
Ayana: Ah 1. White skin. 2. Your looks! 3. Everything about you is wonderful!
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: Oi Kana-chan! This is just your wishful thinking!
*Kana laughs*
Ayana: Hmm, I’ll pick 3, *Monotone* Everything about you is wonderful.
Kana: *Laughs* Hey put some emotion into it!!
Ayana: Ohh? I’m getting some directors feedback for this!? *laughs*
Kana: *laughs* Be more like Ayao as you say this line!
Ayana: *Lowers voice and sounds creepy* Evvverything… About you… Is… Woooonderful…
Kana: That’s creepy!
*They both burst out laughing*
– Third choice!
Kana: “So Ayao… We’ve been dating for some time now…”
Ayana: “Mmhmm…”
Kana: “It’s been over… Ten years now…”
Ayana: Ten years?! Get married already!! *laughs*
*Kana laughs*
Ayana: If you’ve been dating for that long, get married already!!
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: Ah whoops I accidentally snapped *laughs* Ah that was a surprise…
Kana: “Well… I’d like to have a proposal sometime soon…”
Ayana: “We’ve been dating for ten years??”
Kana: “We have! We’ve been dating for ten years and… This was our first sleepover!”
Ayana: How slow is that?!
*The two laugh*
Ayana: And that means we’ve been dating since we were 10 or so!
Kana: Ah that’s true isn’t it. Well lets say we were childhood friends~
Ayana: Ah right. Well the choices… 1. Lets get married. 2. Be my bride! 3. I swear to be your servant for the rest of my life.
Kana: Which do you choose~?
Ayana: Ehh…? Umm.. 1. Lets get married.
Kana: How normal…
Ayana: Huh?! You’d prefer the “BE MY BRIDE ROARRR!” thing??
Kana: How arrogant!
Ayana: EHH?! The servant one?!?
Kana: *Kyaaa!!*
Ayana: No way!! The slave?! You’d prefer that for marriage?!!
Kana: I want someone who’ll say something like that~
Ayana: Ah I see…
…
Kana: “Well if Ayao really wants to get married then let’s get married~♥“
Ayana: Really?! Then lets get married! Someone get me the marriage forms! To the Chiba marriage office! *laughs*
Kana: “What kind of wedding would you like?”
Ayana: The wedding? Well first of all… How about a chapel?
Kana: “Yeah a chapel would be great~”
Ayana: In a normal church. Wait, are both of us going to be in wedding dresses??
*The two of them laugh*
Kana: Oi Ayao! Ayao!
Ayana: Ah right, the setting. “I’ll wear a tuxedo”
Kana: “Yeah, it’ll look good on you! Hmm so I’ll be in a wedding dress?”
Ayana: Who should we invite?
Kana: People from work? And relatives?
Ayana: That sounds really realistic!
Kana: Something like that!
Ayana: But yeah, workmates… I have no idea how far we have to send the invites though…
Kana: Yeah same… If we start from there, there’d be no end to the invites…
Ayana: Mmhmm
Kana: Well lets not call anyone and have the wedding with just us two!
Ayana: With our parents and relatives. And the very few close friends.
…
Kana: This is nice isn’t it~ A conversation filled with dreams~
Ayana: It is!
Kana: “But you do know that a wedding costs a lot of money dear?”
Ayana: “Ah well… That’s the reason why I’ve been trying so hard as a seiyuu!”
*The two of the burst out laughing*
Ayana: “I’ll use the money I’ve saved for the wedding!” This has become super realistic *laughs*
Kana: “I’ll also pay for it! It’s good that we’ve been trying hard for this!”
Ayana: “Ah so this is what I’ve been working towards all this time~ The reason I’ve become a seiyuu is to meet with Kana! I see I see!”
*They both laugh*
Kana: Ayachi you are so drunk! *laughs*
Ayana: *laughs* I am not!!
Kana: So cute!!
Ayana: I’m not drunk! “By the way Kana, when we get married will you be a housewife?”
Kana: Ahh that’s something to think about isn’t it…
Ayana: “Or will you continue to be a seiyuu?”
*The two laugh*
Kana: “Eh? What would you prefer Ayao?”
Ayana: “Whatever makes Kana happy makes me happy~♥“
*The two of them break into laughter*
Kana: “Well when we get married I’ll have to raise a child after all…”
Ayana: “Mmmm yeah…”
Kana: “Ah Ayao! If it’s a child from us it must be a child with a super amazing voice!”
Ayana: If it was from the two of us the child would have a really high voice regardless of the gender! *laughs*
My god these two!
– Ayana says something in a Kansai accent accidentally which ends with the two of them bursting out in laughter ahaha. Ayachi is so drunk~
– Ending…
Kana: This is the final part of the radio. We’ve been talking for a while now… It’s been over thirty minutes already.
Ayana: That was fast… It was fun~
Kana: Yeah it was~ If only we could do this for every episode~
Ayana: That’d be great~ But… If this is the ending here… That means…
Kana: All that’s left is to go to sleep…
Ayana: Don’t wanna~ Don’t wanna~~ [The way Ayana said this was SO CUTE SDFJKASDFJ]
Kana: *laughs* That’s so cute!
Ayana: *laughs* Don’t wanna!!
Kana: Well this was your birthday celebration, how was it?
Ayana: I was so happy~ But I’d be happier if the radio never ends…
*Kana laughs*
Kana: *To the radio staff* You’re gonna make a cute girl like this cry!
*Ayana starts fake crying*
Kana: Ah she’s already crying!
– Tomorrow morning…
Ayana: But tomorrow morning I’ll be going to the bath together with Kana-chan!
Kana: Ah that’s right! Lets go tomorrow!
Ayana: Yup!
Kana: Sorry everyone!
Ayana: It’s fine! *giggles* We’ll be waking up early to go~ And we’ll go have a lovey dovey time there together~
Kana: Yup!
Ayana: It’ll be good! *Kyaa!*
Kana: Today before eating I got a message from you while you were on the way here in the car right?
Ayana: Mmhmm
Kana: It said “What’ll we do about the bath? Should we go in together? Lol” and when I saw that I got SO excited!
Ayana: And after that Kana-chan replied with “IS THAT OKAY?!?”!
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: I’ll take the message out now, I didn’t expect a response like that at all! *laughs* Normally it’s like “Ehhh…?” or “Okay then.” Something like that. But Kana-chan’s response… *laugh* And you had that embarrassed emoticon in there as well! Then after that it was “Lets go in together! *blush* *giggles* *laugh* Hurry up and get here~ ♥”
*The two of them laugh*
Ayana: What is this?? It’s like mail between lovers!
– Finishing comments.
Kana: I bet when you listen to this episode yourself later you’ll regret it *laughs*
Ayana: *laughs* I might! I’ll probably be embarrassed…
Kana: But it’s okay! Everyone’s probably amused by it!
Ayana: Really? Sorry everyone for being so strange today!
Kana: You’re still strange normally though~
Ayana: What? Really?! No way!
Kana: Well lets finish up here~
My god I don’t think I’ll make a post this long ever again orz. It’s definitely not something I can do as a light time killer when it gets to this point lol. The radio was a joy to listen to though, these twoooo ahaha. If you’re interested in hearing Kana talking about the drunk Ayana on her HitoKana radio afterwards you can read about it here: Hanazawa Kana no Hitori de Dekiru Kana #92 2011.07.06.
But that aside… Everyone’s probably already heard about the coming OreImo second season already right?? OREIMO 2 RADIO WHEN?!?
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I can’t never get enough of these two! They’re so funny!!! :) and yay! Oreimo 2nd season!
I can’t wait till they start up the second radio :D
Yep, those two are a mess…
Legendary episode is legendary. The radio staff should have totally suggested for Taketatsu’s manager to stay in another room. They were SO reading the mood between the two girls lol. XD
And yes, I seriously hope the radio will get revived with Taketatsu and HanaKana hosting it again when Season 2 rolls around. It feels empty not having the show to look forward to ever since it ended. :(
Yeah I can’t wait for the second radio! They better not change around the hosts! D:<
Thanks to your blog, I have gone on to download the entire radio series despite having a less than satisfactory understanding of Japanese.
And quite seriously, the first thing I thought of when I read the announcement of the second season was “YES MORE OREIMO RADIO!”
Well that’s the way to start improving ;) When I first started listening to seiyuu radio I barely understood what they were saying too haha.
And yeah I was thinking the same thing about the second season announcement too :D
Yes, my Japanese has perceptibly improved after going through all 24 episodes plus Dekiru-Kana with the aid of your translations.
By the way, it would be quite remiss of me to not thank you for sharing your passions with the rest of the Internet. It has been the most pleasing way for me to learn a foreign language to date. XD
Is Tomacchan = Tomatsu Haruka?
Yep.
could you tell me the name and frequency of the radio station that broadcast this show?
thanks in advance. :D
This is great! I’ve never heard of these seiyuu’s before but after reading your stories I’ve grown attached. Thanks!
I’m glad you came to like them :D
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